TERMS OF BROADCAST
The fine print from the void
Effective since we started transmitting
Welcome to the Frequency
By tuning into Error 404 Radio, you agree to these terms of broadcast. Think of this as our station's FCC license, except we're broadcasting emotions instead of music, and the FCC is just the collective unconscious of late-night radio listeners.
What You Can Expect
- Emotional Radio Segments: We'll generate personalized radio content based on your mood input. Quality may vary depending on cosmic interference.
- DJ Personalities: Our DJs are AI-generated characters. Any resemblance to real late-night radio hosts, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
- Studio Ambiance: Sound effects and background noise are provided for atmosphere. We're not responsible if you start feeling like you're actually in a radio studio at 3 AM.
- Vibe Forecasts: Daily emotional weather reports. Not scientifically accurate, but emotionally valid.
What We Expect From You
- Use the service for personal emotional exploration and entertainment
- Don't try to break our DJs (they're already emotionally fragile)
- Share segments responsibly - remember, someone's feelings are attached to them
- Don't use the service for commercial purposes without permission
- Respect the late-night radio vibe - no harsh fluorescent lighting allowed
Content and Accuracy
Our radio segments are generated by AI and should be taken with a grain of salt (or a shot of whiskey, depending on your DJ preference). We strive for emotional accuracy, but we can't guarantee that:
- DJ Midnight actually has a cat named Mr. Static
- Captain Static's studio is really on a ghost ship
- Dr. Wavelength's therapy advice is professionally sound
- DJ Dadcore's kids will ever let him sleep
- DJ Espresso will ever cut back on caffeine
Limitations and Disclaimers
Error 404 Radio is provided "as is" from the void. We make no warranties about:
- The service being available 24/7 (our DJs need coffee breaks)
- All emotional frequencies being properly tuned
- The existential accuracy of late-night wisdom
- Your ability to find what you're looking for (hence the "404")
- The therapeutic value of artificial radio therapy
Intellectual Property
The concept, design, and DJ personalities of Error 404 Radio are our creative work. However:
- Your mood inputs remain your own emotional property
- Generated segments are created for your personal use
- You can share segments, but please credit the station
- The static belongs to everyone and no one
Changes to These Terms
We may update these terms when the cosmic frequencies shift or when our lawyers emerge from the static with new concerns. We'll let you know by updating the "last modified" date, or by having DJ Midnight announce it during his 3 AM existential crisis segment.
Contact the Management
If you have questions about these terms, you can reach us through the usual channels: late-night radio call-ins, messages in bottles thrown into the digital ocean, or by simply speaking your concerns into the void and hoping we're listening.
Remember: This is a creative project exploring the intersection of AI, emotion, and late-night radio aesthetics. Please don't take it too seriously, but do take it seriously enough to respect the vibe.